This is a shout out to my dog without whom I wouldn't have exploited an "opportunity" to make a video advertising...shrimp.
I am quite lucky that Raven throws dignity to the wind when tempted by T-Bonz dog treats.
Normally, I give her one treat a day based on a ritual she and I have that upon my waking she marches up to me and impatiently waits for me to get out the zip bag of T-Bonz, hook her up on her long leash tethered to our back deck, and toss a T-Bonz outside. She charges after it and while outside does whatever she needs to do on our little patch of grass.
This ritual started as a ruse that I used to get her to go outside, period.
As I've mentioned, Raven was adopted from a shelter and had been abused by her previous owners. Everything scared her including me trying to make her go outside whilst I brewed some coffee and put some clothes on. I keep a very different schedule than her other people. On a normal work/school day they've left the house by 7:45. I wake up about four hours later and my first concern used to be to get her outside as she was not housebroken.
At first I begged. No go.
Pleaded. Not happening.
Cajoled. Getting warmer.
Flung a treat out the door.
Bingo.
Now, even if she's been let out 2 minutes previous to my appearance ( like on the weekends) she still marches right up to me, and fixes her round, brown eyes upon me.
I cannot not give her a treat or she will quite literally hound me. So it's our little thing. No one else got duped as I did so she just gets the one small treat each day.
Tonight was an exception. As I mentioned above, I took an "opportunity" which paid $20 to write a 50-word advert touting shrimp. I was pretty pleased with myself as a 50-word advert is at most three sentences.
After accepting the job, I read a little closer. They wanted a 50-word advert alright but they also required a 30-second video. Gulp.
Helpfully, they recounted how last time when they put out a request for the touting of shrimp they received a short video that they really dug. They included the link because they were looking for something similarly "cute"--something with a "shrimp dance."
Anyone that knows me knows I don't--I can't do cute.
As is my way, I panicked for a few minutes, a zillion ideas running through my head--then I thought to take the path of least resistance--Raven. She's cute and will try to please anyone who she thinks may give her a treat (occasionally, one of her other people does so for me). So I found some super jumbo shrimp photographs, cut and taped them up, and pinned them to her harness. I got the bag of treats and broke several them into little bits.
Then I remembered.
I had not clue one as to what to do because I'd not ever taken a video with my camera.
I went riffling through the quick start manual and not unexpectedly they referred anyone wanting to go beyond snapping photos to the master manual. I'm not exactly sure where that is so I dithered around waiting for my son and spouse to get home from acquiring a fancy graphing calculator for Algebra II ( he started sophomore year today).
Chris has taken mini videos of Raven before though I'm pretty sure he did it accidently. Just the same he's ahead of me on the learning curve. Unfortunately, after he came home I got distracted and before I knew it he was showering, readying for school tomorrow. Shouted instructions through the door did not get me on the path to getting this video made so after I reached panic point (my deadline was looming) he finally emerged and showed me the button to press. One button for stop and start. I had already wasted a lot of time by trying to get the video made without any solid knowledge of what I was doing. But it turns out I accidentally did make a video.
The video is quite awful but it's not worse than the one that the shrimp people really liked.*shrug*
The worst of it is that I stumbled over the word "cholesterol." ( Did I mention that it required a voiceover?)
Raven did fine though I would have really appreciated a bit more "dancing" for treats. Still, I'm quite grateful to her for allowing me to pin jumbo shrimp to her harness and for showing some spirit.
Another first tonight was my posting a self-made video. I've posted YouTube videos plenty of times but upload a video from my camera then somehow get it onto my blog and have it function? Improbable.
Despite the fact that I had to write some actual code I did it and made my deadline and now it's out there for all the shrimp lovers/fans of shrimp dancing to see.
On to the next "opportunity."