Remember This At Christmastime

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl. 

Comments

[Cyn]

Dan, I think this one is better left untouched. :D

[Dan]

Thank you for exposing the reindeer gender mystery. So is Rudolph a transvestite? Or did her parents want a boy so they named her Rudolph?