Current mood: OMG. I just went to the pool to do laps and the (cute, blond) lifeguard informed me that "it should be okay" (to swim in) as she had added POOL RESCUE this a.m. as the chlorine count was so low. She also assured that I shouldn't worry as she'd have the pool "all cleaned up" by tomorrow. She went on to describe a litany of pool offences created by the substitute lifeguards that had been on duty whilst she was on vacation... Ewww. (Yes, I am going right now to take a shower.)
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I remember that skit!
And agreed. Best not to know.
Posted by: Cyn | August 03, 2006 at 01:33 AM
You probably don't even want to know what happens in a public pool. It's kind of like that old "Saturday Night Live" skit where Phil Hartman asks God when he gets to heaven what the most disgusting thing he ever ate without knowing it and God told him "an earwig."
Posted by: Dan | August 01, 2006 at 07:42 PM