My world and (you know the rest)

From Thursday: I just got back from a Dept. Of Homeland Security office where I was bio-scanned.  ... as an alien. But then you probably suspected as much. 
It went fine and the people there were so friendly, I thought they were androids--really, they were way too nice to be Federal gov't workers. Though their jobs are relatively new so maybe they haven't had enough time to start hating what they do.

Oh gawd, I came home from the meet-up to complete pandemonium. Spouse took it upon himself to rip out the entire bathroom--all the plumbing--only the bathtub ( sans faucet) remains. I have no clue what his idea was in not letting me in on his plans and at first it seemed thoughtful but taking showers during the very limited hours the pool is still open is a pain and the house is a disaster and I've already lost it once.
Taking up drinking is sounding better all the time.