The International CXT, Because Bigger Is Better, Right? (I mean it is, isn't it?)

Honestly, the first thing that came to mind when seeing this truck is that it's a pimp truck.
Then I read that this big ol' hunk of metal is gonna be sharing the streets and highways with me and...I shuddered a bit.
Then I laughed.
Feck it all. We're on a one-way trip to completely detroying our environment, what's one more useless vanity plaything for men that fall short in other departments (brains, anatomy, etc.)?

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Whee! This is the one, dude. The International CXT features all-wheel drive, a crew cab that can accommodate five, a payload capacity of 6 tons and a towing capacity of 20 tons. It measures 258 inches long, 108 inches tall and 96 inches wide, which is enough to make any truly manly men grunt and giggle and fall into hot swoons of phallocentric bliss. International Truck and Engine Corp. photo via Ketchum Communications