Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's ass."
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the car pool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan'sIsland can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their ass when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. .. .
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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When i was in college i went skinny dipping now it's just chunky dunking.
Posted by: Wyatt | March 30, 2004 at 11:19 AM
He-he.
When I was growing up, to gauge whether a comment was funny was to spring it on my poor, unsuspecting mother while she sipped her tea. If If she started choking and the tea came out of her nose, it was deemed funny.
Posted by: Cyn | January 29, 2004 at 11:55 AM
> Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken
> there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta
> it's ass."
OK, when I read this one, I nearly spit my coffee all over my computer :)
Posted by: Rob | January 29, 2004 at 09:19 AM